Eeew...

I was catching up on posts I missed from The Bloggess today and came across this gem on her sex column about 10 gifts that are probably worse than anything you got this Christmas..

Among other things, she lists the Artificial Virginity Hymen which is a truly ingenious hideous invention and the Giant Uterus Snuggle Pillow.

While perusing the VulvaLoveLovely Etsy page (purveyor of the Giant Uterus Pillow), I couldn't help but be slightly weirded out by this gem - Set of 4 Cloth Menstrual Pads in a lovely Dia de los Muertos print.

I don't know what's worse...the idea of a machine washable, reusable cloth pad made of flannel or the laughing skulls that will keep your vagina company all day and night.